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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4665 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 20 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Once, a player tried to build a house out of TNT and accidentally blew up the whole server, but don’t worry, we rebuilt it with ice cream blocks and marshmallow trees!
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