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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2698 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Once, a player tried to build a house out of TNT and accidentally blew up the whole server, but don’t worry, we rebuilt it with ice cream blocks and marshmallow trees!
Join us and be part of da craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs normal when you can have absurdly awesome?! Let’s make mortifying moments our new favorite pastime!