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Welcome to our server, where we worship the almighty Aphrodite Kallipygos, the goddess of great butts! Join us in our quest to build the most glorious temple dedicated to beautiful booties in all of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your butt is your greatest asset, where people compete to see who has the most magnificent derriere. Our server is filled with hilarious stories of butt competitions and love at first sight based on buttocks alone.

Join us and become a part of the legend of The Fair-Buttocks, two sisters who became famous for their assets and founded a temple to Aphrodite in thanks. Only on our server will you find a community dedicated to celebrating the beauty of butts in all their glory.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and of course, plenty of butt-related shenanigans. You won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Star Shards Collected:	201	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	671	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3311
Ores Mined:	7940	Animals Bred:	129
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6624	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.