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Welcome to our server, where we worship the almighty Aphrodite Kallipygos, the goddess of great butts! Join us in our quest to build the most glorious temple dedicated to beautiful booties in all of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your butt is your greatest asset, where people compete to see who has the most magnificent derriere. Our server is filled with hilarious stories of butt competitions and love at first sight based on buttocks alone.

Join us and become a part of the legend of The Fair-Buttocks, two sisters who became famous for their assets and founded a temple to Aphrodite in thanks. Only on our server will you find a community dedicated to celebrating the beauty of butts in all their glory.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and of course, plenty of butt-related shenanigans. You won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Crops Grown:	1763
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	758
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	153
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	666	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	873495	Animals Bred:	112

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Buildings Constructed:	33
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.