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Welcome to our server, where we worship the almighty Aphrodite Kallipygos, the goddess of great butts! Join us in our quest to build the most glorious temple dedicated to beautiful booties in all of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your butt is your greatest asset, where people compete to see who has the most magnificent derriere. Our server is filled with hilarious stories of butt competitions and love at first sight based on buttocks alone.

Join us and become a part of the legend of The Fair-Buttocks, two sisters who became famous for their assets and founded a temple to Aphrodite in thanks. Only on our server will you find a community dedicated to celebrating the beauty of butts in all their glory.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and of course, plenty of butt-related shenanigans. You won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	201	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2466	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	781
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1868
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.