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Welcome to our server, where we worship the almighty Aphrodite Kallipygos, the goddess of great butts! Join us in our quest to build the most glorious temple dedicated to beautiful booties in all of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your butt is your greatest asset, where people compete to see who has the most magnificent derriere. Our server is filled with hilarious stories of butt competitions and love at first sight based on buttocks alone.

Join us and become a part of the legend of The Fair-Buttocks, two sisters who became famous for their assets and founded a temple to Aphrodite in thanks. Only on our server will you find a community dedicated to celebrating the beauty of butts in all their glory.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and of course, plenty of butt-related shenanigans. You won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1384

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5587	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Animals Bred:	67
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	157	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	6908	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Star Shards Collected:	108	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	188
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ores Mined:	1725
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.