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Welcome to our server, where we worship the almighty Aphrodite Kallipygos, the goddess of great butts! Join us in our quest to build the most glorious temple dedicated to beautiful booties in all of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your butt is your greatest asset, where people compete to see who has the most magnificent derriere. Our server is filled with hilarious stories of butt competitions and love at first sight based on buttocks alone.

Join us and become a part of the legend of The Fair-Buttocks, two sisters who became famous for their assets and founded a temple to Aphrodite in thanks. Only on our server will you find a community dedicated to celebrating the beauty of butts in all their glory.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and of course, plenty of butt-related shenanigans. You won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2630	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8977	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6368	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7308
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	164	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crops Grown:	3671	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	736	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dimension Hops:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.