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Welcome to our server, where we worship the almighty Aphrodite Kallipygos, the goddess of great butts! Join us in our quest to build the most glorious temple dedicated to beautiful booties in all of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your butt is your greatest asset, where people compete to see who has the most magnificent derriere. Our server is filled with hilarious stories of butt competitions and love at first sight based on buttocks alone.

Join us and become a part of the legend of The Fair-Buttocks, two sisters who became famous for their assets and founded a temple to Aphrodite in thanks. Only on our server will you find a community dedicated to celebrating the beauty of butts in all their glory.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and of course, plenty of butt-related shenanigans. You won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	142	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Crops Grown:	3498	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	3306	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	4076	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8466	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mines Excavated:	1472
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Potions Brewed:	173
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!