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Welcome to our server, where we worship the almighty Aphrodite Kallipygos, the goddess of great butts! Join us in our quest to build the most glorious temple dedicated to beautiful booties in all of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your butt is your greatest asset, where people compete to see who has the most magnificent derriere. Our server is filled with hilarious stories of butt competitions and love at first sight based on buttocks alone.

Join us and become a part of the legend of The Fair-Buttocks, two sisters who became famous for their assets and founded a temple to Aphrodite in thanks. Only on our server will you find a community dedicated to celebrating the beauty of butts in all their glory.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and of course, plenty of butt-related shenanigans. You won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	765587	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Dragon Eggs Found:	1636	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6716	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1958

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	90
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Void Armor Forged:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4653	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ores Mined:	3906	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.