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Welcome to our server, where we worship the almighty Aphrodite Kallipygos, the goddess of great butts! Join us in our quest to build the most glorious temple dedicated to beautiful booties in all of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your butt is your greatest asset, where people compete to see who has the most magnificent derriere. Our server is filled with hilarious stories of butt competitions and love at first sight based on buttocks alone.

Join us and become a part of the legend of The Fair-Buttocks, two sisters who became famous for their assets and founded a temple to Aphrodite in thanks. Only on our server will you find a community dedicated to celebrating the beauty of butts in all their glory.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and of course, plenty of butt-related shenanigans. You won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	122
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	292	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6966
Animals Bred:	75	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	174
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchantments Applied:	192
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Farms Harvested:	919	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.