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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7744 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 7156 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
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Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!