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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7117 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 101 |
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Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!