🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1721 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!
Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!