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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7168 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3741 |
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