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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3020 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
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Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!