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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2400 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!
Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!