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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 3432 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!
Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!