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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7434 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6966 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
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Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!