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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1142 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1875 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3805 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
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Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!