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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9325 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
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