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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6664 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 8289 |
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing skeletons appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that sends you flying into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon riding a giant chicken, participate in a massive food fight using only rotten flesh and spider eyes, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!
