Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any real-life drama like this insane story! Join us and escape the chaos of family obligations and guilt trips.

On our server, you won’t have to change diapers or clean up after anyone (except maybe some virtual creepers). You can focus on building your dream world without any interruptions from demanding family members.

So why join our server? Because here, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time and energy to create epic builds and explore endless possibilities. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf.

Join us now and leave all the drama behind. Because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be expecting is a creeper explosion, not a guilt trip from your mom. Let’s build and mine our way to a drama-free paradise together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Falling into the Void: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

    BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Crops Grown: 8774 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • NoHellAllowedCraft

    NoHellAllowedCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

    Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

    SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco
    come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Tie-Breaker Network

    Tie-Breaker Network
    so, liek, u kno wen u play minecraft an u need info on how to build a sick castle or find diamonds? well, dis server is da place 2 be cuz we got da best social ties eva! our players r all over da place, so u can get all da insider tips u need.

    u wont find any weak ties here, only strong bonds dat will help u conquer da minecraft world! plus, we got da craziest stories bout players who found secret dungeons or tamed dragons. u never know wat u might discover on dis server!

    so, wat r u waiting for? join us now an be part of da most epic minecraft community out there! who needs weak ties wen u can have strong ones dat will help u rule da game!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

    GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

    GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Superpowers Every player gets a special superpower, unique to them
    Community Project Building a modern Chicago-inspired city together
    Mods New biomes, dimensions, and more for exploration
    Focus Building, exploring, and learning superpowers

    FAQ

    How do I get a superpower?

    Every player automatically receives a unique superpower upon joining the server.

    Can I change my superpower?

    Superpowers are exclusive and cannot be changed or swapped with other players.

    How do I join the community project to build the city?

    Simply log in to the server and start contributing to the city building efforts with other players.

    Are there specific rules for using superpowers?

    While there are no strict rules governing superpower usage, players are encouraged to use them responsibly and considerately towards others.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 377
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Falling into the Void: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • /Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server

    /Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, /int/ just want one thing – to have a blast!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. /int/ just want one thing – and that thing is you!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros

    The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros
    Hey there fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we have uncovered the true identity of Craig Wright (spoiler alert: it’s not who you think)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover some more juicy secrets along the way. See you in the game, fellow crafter!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NoCoolMomAllowed

    NoCoolMomAllowed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 451 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6643 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

    ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

    We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3658

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers

    Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers
    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a enchanted sword? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the excitement and chaos of our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Invisible Wheelchair Land

    Invisible Wheelchair Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping rainbow blocks for u to build with. like, who needs regular old dirt and stone when u can have a house made of pure rainbows, amirite?

    also, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give u quests to find the legendary golden egg that grants u unlimited diamonds. but be warned, the egg is guarded by a giant lava monster who loves to play hide and seek.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy? yeah, u can ride a gumdrop unicorn while eating a marshmallow tree. it’s like a sugar rush on steroids, bro.

    so come on down to this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. cuz who doesn’t love cookies, right?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5589
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Void Armor Forged: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Microbe Mix-Up Server

    Microbe Mix-Up Server
    join our epic minecraft server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life, bruh. we got gut microbial markers that will blow your mind, like seriously, who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

    we’ve got diseases like liver cirrhosis and coronavirus running rampant in our virtual world, but don’t worry, we also have personalized treatments to save the day. atrial fibrillation? pshh, we got that covered too.

    come join us and watch as your microbial composition changes before your very eyes. it’s like a science experiment, but way more fun. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftmadness #microbialmayhem #gutbacteriaforlife

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • KapiCraft: Where even creepers get a job application to blow up your house [Smp]

    KapiCraft: Where even creepers get a job application to blow up your house [Smp]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Type: Private Server with Mods
    Requirements:
    Features:

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by accessing the Discord link provided above and following the instructions in the server invite.

    2. Are there any costs associated with joining the server?

    No, the server is completely free to join and play on.

    3. How many players are currently on the server?

    We are looking for a limited number of active players, so the player count may vary. Please check the Discord server for more information.

    4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    We have limited spots available, so we ask that you check with the server admin before inviting others to join.

    5. Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    No, we have strict rules against griefing and trolling. Any violations will result in immediate removal from the server.

    6. How often is the server reset or updated?

    Server resets and updates are scheduled periodically to ensure players have a fresh and enjoyable experience. Updates will be announced in the Discord server.

    7. What happens if I encounter technical issues on the server?

    If you encounter any technical issues, please reach out to the server host or admin through the Discord server for assistance.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Void Gems Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Crash Racing Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crash Racing Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as Dingodile himself? Look no further! Our server is like Hot Air Skyway on steroids, with crazy jumps and dashes that will have you flying through the air like a pro. And forget about boring old Polar Pass – on our server, you’ll be racing through icy landscapes on the back of a polar bear, dodging obstacles and collecting power-ups along the way.

    But the real reason to join our server? The freedom of movement is unmatched, just like in CTR. You’ll be jumping, dashing, and spinning your way to victory in ways you never thought possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the best Minecraft server ever created – just watch out for those TNT crates!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 New Chunks Explored: 268934
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Where Is She From? IDGI Minecraft SMP

    Where Is She From? IDGI Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west town with no sheriff in sight!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

    We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond horse armor. Rumor has it that there’s a secret black market where you can buy enchanted pickaxes that can mine bedrock (shh, don’t tell the admins).

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary players with incredible skills, like the guy who built a fully functioning roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And let’s not forget about the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen into the shopping district – good times, good times.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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