so lyke, u kno this server, it’s like, the bomb diggity. we got diamondz for dayz and creepers that do the cha cha slide. our admin is a llama in a top hat who can ban u with a flick of his tail.

u wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with cookies and unicorns. plus, we have a mini game where u have to fight off an army of evil chickens with only a stick. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and have the time of ur life, or else the llama admin will come for u. just kidding…or am i?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crops Grown: 9189 Alien Abductions: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
Ores Mined: 3430 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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