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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 440 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!