Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

We have a secret underground city where players can only enter if they can solve a series of riddles involving chickens and TNT.

Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers that have learned how to breakdance and will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3642
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mines Excavated:	1990

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Towns Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1944
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchantments Applied:	264
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dimension Hops:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magic Items Found:	6880	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7060
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Divine Spears Created:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Chimeras Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8915
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.