Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

We have a secret underground city where players can only enter if they can solve a series of riddles involving chickens and TNT.

Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers that have learned how to breakdance and will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Farms Harvested:	555	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	696	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ores Mined:	6251	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	524061
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dimension Hops:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
New Chunks Explored:	700996	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!