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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

We have a secret underground city where players can only enter if they can solve a series of riddles involving chickens and TNT.

Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers that have learned how to breakdance and will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	225
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Items Found:	8593	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Emeralds Found:	6500	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6197
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	110

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Farms Harvested:	843
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mines Excavated:	4692	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3864

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Alien Abductions:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.