Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

We have a secret underground city where players can only enter if they can solve a series of riddles involving chickens and TNT.

Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers that have learned how to breakdance and will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	771991	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Potions Brewed:	143
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1187	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3026
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.