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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3076 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 447 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Join us for the Moonfire Faire where you can trade diamonds for fireworks and set off a display that will make the Ender Dragon jealous. Don’t forget to attend our meetups, like the Monthly Male Meetup where we discuss the latest fashion trends in diamond armor.
Need resources? We’ve got ’em! Just don’t ask where they came from, some say a herd of sheep sacrificed themselves to the Minecraft gods for our benefit. And if you’re looking for a Free Company, ours is the best – we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the entire server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.