Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ores Mined:	5249	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	297040
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	6213
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crops Grown:	2489	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	9323
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Star Shards Collected:	293
Enchantments Applied:	195	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Secret Passages Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8938	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	New Chunks Explored:	872629
Falling into the Void:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	3269	Potions Brewed:	43

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5013

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Void Armor Forged:	20	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

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