Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Runes Activated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	12

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2194	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchantments Applied:	87
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Animals Bred:	134	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1080	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	534410	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	205	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	245
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gods Slained:	2

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	7157	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	1809	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Ores Mined:	1011	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Votes:	633	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1231	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1827
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Farms Harvested:	933
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8282
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

play.grizzlyprison.com