Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Potions Brewed:	107
Dragon Eggs Found:	8884	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	9556	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Magic Items Found:	8260	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	276
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ores Mined:	6670
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1380
Animals Bred:	104	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Villages Defended:	8

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8167
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	842
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1136
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

nornia.net