Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Towns Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ores Mined:	7349
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7425	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Crops Grown:	5830	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Divine Spears Created:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	225145
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6002	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144