Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2041	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	83
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3683
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	8261
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Farms Harvested:	240	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	5781
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8007
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	1634	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Void Gems Collected:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3758
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	1123

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net