Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

efCraftSurvival

PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.

Griefing, stealing, PVPing is not allowed.

We will have a Points system, which is run by enjin. Because of this we encourage everyone to register for our enjin site at efcraft.enjin.com

If you cannot register, then ask an admin to add you.

Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

survival.efcraft.net

RedBladePvP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

216.172.106.215

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Void Gems Collected:	37

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

globcraft.com

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	7127
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8838	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

mc.instapvp.com

SORB

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	253	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Items Found:	8590

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

mc.sorbmc.com

2tx

Factions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
New Chunks Explored:	21899	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

2tx.org – Factions PvP

2tx.org

RAS SkyBlock

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	5

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

sky.ras-servers.com

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Star Shards Collected:	175
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

play.airecraft.co.uk:25572

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Farms Harvested:	122	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

pvp.voidcraft.com.br

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Emeralds Found:	375	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	189	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Villages Defended:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dimension Hops:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7260

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Potions Brewed:	72	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Animals Bred:	143
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Star Shards Collected:	293
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122