Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Love Letters Sent:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magic Items Found:	4652	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8718	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Votes:	1351	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Dimension Hops:	15

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	7144	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dimension Hops:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9887	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Animals Bred:	186

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Potions Brewed:	127
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Farms Harvested:	289
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ores Mined:	6279	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

minekeo.com

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2816
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

play.kiwismp.fun