Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Love Letters Sent:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Votes:	588	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Towns Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	65	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	559572	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mines Excavated:	4732	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3785	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8342
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	122	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Star Shards Collected:	82	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Star Shards Collected:	219	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	7933

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	8130	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ores Mined:	2142	Alien Abductions:	3

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com