Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	New Chunks Explored:	693575
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Farms Harvested:	265	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ores Mined:	9123
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Towns Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Star Shards Collected:	221

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	New Chunks Explored:	247495
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mines Excavated:	1111
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6605
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Endless Night Skies:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Farms Harvested:	948	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	81
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.