Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SkyEnder

    SkyEnder

    Hello everyone! Today after a long time of development, we are ready to release SkyEnder Closed Alpha on June 19th! During this phase, we are gonna test new features, iron out bugs, and more! SkyEnder will release at the following times:

    10:00 AM PST 11:00 AM MST 12:00 PM CST 1:00 PM EST 6:00 PM GMT 7:00 PM CET

    You can connect to the server using the server ip mc.skyender.com! Please note that in order to join the server, you need to sign up for closed alpha. If you havent done that yet, go to https://skyender.com/apply/alpha to apply! If you want to buy anything from the store, go to https://store.skyender.com/ Also, if you want to reupload the trailer onto youtube to win extra legendary keys, go to https://skyender.com/trailer to learn more! If you have any questions, please let us know here, or on our discord, and I hope I see you on the server!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • 🔥 WCRAFT 🔥 VANILLA+ • SEASON 6 ❗ Minecraft server

    🔥 WCRAFT 🔥 VANILLA+ • SEASON 6 ❗ Minecraft server
    WildCraft – SEASON 6 ⭐

    The new season began on December 30, 2023

    The entrance is free! You just need to fill out a simple application in our discord.

    WildCraft is a project where you are limited only by your imagination and simple rules that make the game comfortable for all our players. The project was created not with the goal of making money, but with the desire to find interesting, active, and most importantly enterprising players with whom you can have fun. We work on pure enthusiasm, but as you can see, the project is still working to this day, even after 4 years. Our rules do not create rigid boundaries, but only create comfortable conditions. Theft, griefing, bullying and other obscenities are unacceptable in our country?

    Why are we better than other “vanilla servers”?

    ∎ We have been working for more than 4 years ⭐

    ∎ Simple rules ✅

    ∎ Responsive administration ✅

    ∎ Lack of donation privileges ❗

    ∎ No stupid plugins ✅

    ∎ Lack of lags (in reality this does not happen, drawdowns happen even on the most powerful servers, but with us they are minimal) ⭐

    Among other things, the current season has a number of features:

    ∎ Plasmovoice 2.0 (voice chat directly in the game) ∎ Emotecraft (emotions just like on the bedrock edition of minecraft)

    ∎ The ratio of the normal and nether worlds is now 1:1, instead of 8:1 ∎ Over (upper world) and nether (hell) 8 thousand blocks in each direction from spawn + increase for votes for the project on monitoring

    ∎ The space in the nether above the top layer of the bedrock is sealed off, that is, you can only be there 2 blocks above the bedrock, but not higher, because otherwise you will die from suffocation ∎ The rate of elytra breakdown when using fireworks and tridents has been increased (for fireworks, a maximum of 4 accelerations, and for a trident, 3). But no one forbids flying high on a trident, and then putting on elytra, or simply carrying a lot of experience bottles with you, or even simpler, just jumping from a great height and slowly soaring down

    ∎ Opening of the end 1 month after the start of the season (opened) ∎ After cutting a tree, the leaves will not remain in the air for half an hour ∎ The harvesting area is increased and the seeds will be planted by themselves ∎ Player nicknames are hidden. To see the nickname, you need to right-click on the player ∎ Concrete processing is accelerated by placing it in a boiler with water (we simply throw dry concrete into a boiler with water) ∎ Respawn time for discarded items has been increased to 30 minutes ∎ Maps (for example, art) can be protected from copying using /anticopy

    Answers to frequently asked questions ❓

    What are your rules? In short, we prohibit: griefing, theft and bullying.

    How to start playing? You need minecraft 1.20.4 (java/bedrock), as well as a passage, which you can get absolutely free in our discord.

    What donation services do you have? We don’t have paid perks that provide a strong advantage.

    What commands do you have available to all players? We have /sit, /lay and /crawl, and also /co i, but we don’t have /tpa, /sethome, /shop, /donate, etc.

    What mods do you have installed? Plasmovoice 2.0 and emotecraft, but you can play without them.

    If we have even a little interest in you, go to our discord, where they will tell you everything and show you everything in more detail. If you want to read about our features and so on, then take a look at our wiki, because everything is written there in more detail (link in the header of our site).

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ZorzCraft

    ZorzCraft

    This server currently supports 1.16.1. It is centered around survival with many plugins, including crates, essentialsX, auction and many more. Owners are thepopbob and MesniBurek.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 7960

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Villa cerdito

    Villa cerdito

    𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐂𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐨If you want to spend some time playing with your friends, you are welcome to our server!Our server is designed so that you can have a pleasant time mining or building, be careful not to let our mobs keep you safe!

    You can get married on our server as well as sitting down.We have:Economy, Infernal Mobs, Kits, Mines, Shops, Protections and 𝐂𝐨𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐫 𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐫.

    If you want to talk via voice chat with our players, download the modshttps://www.mediafire.com/file/ma9l57ir1irgfv7/mod_pipo.rar/file 𝐌𝐨𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐣𝐚𝐯𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐚 𝐫 𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐞 𝐯𝐨𝐳

    𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬1.8 -1.19 JAVA1.19 or newer Bedrock 𝐏𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐨 𝐁𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤:25575

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Barangay Craft

    Barangay Craft

    BarangayCraft is a Friendly Economy Towny Server where players can enjoy playing survival mode with your friends. Here, you can meet and connect to different players around the globe.

    In this server, you can join a town or create your own town of your dreams. This server has a ranking system where players earn features by ranking up. You can earn in-game money by participating in auctions, doing the lottery, voting the server, doing jobs, opening crates, and many more!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 61 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • VanillaSquad Bedrock Minecraft server

    VanillaSquad Bedrock Minecraft server

    VanillaSquad is a private server close to vanilla Minecraft. An open world, a pleasant atmosphere and a minimum of restrictions await you.

    Self-written plugins that do not break the atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, voice chat, no teleportation, no economy, no private, no donation, no kit launch and freebies and much more, which has no analogue among CIS servers – all this will make your game even brighter and more interesting. Survive, build, create, make new acquaintances.

    You won’t be bored with us. We have a lot of possibilities! You can open your own store with good goods at a good price, protected from price destabilization. You can organize various events and competitions, as well as participate and win other players’ amateur performances! On the server there are, for example, cities and villages with their own style, way of life and entertainment. Although no one is still forbidden to build themselves a completely autonomous bunker, hidden at the very bottom of the new big world, this is also fascinating in its own way. Even if you come in in the middle of the night, someone will definitely be playing here, because we have a large online presence ^_^

    Server goal:

    Many private servers are created just for making money. Our priority is the development and improvement of the project, and with development the audience, interest among players, and, consequently, earnings will grow.

    Griefing, toxic behavior, cheating and theft are strictly prohibited:

    We ban people for griefing and restore damaged buildings. The server also has a protection system where you can detect a griefer in a matter of seconds and immediately report to the moderators, who will process the request as soon as possible. Those who swear in the chat do not appear for a very long time.

    We have a huge team:

    In the administration there is not one person, but a whole team, each member of which does his own job: the chief administrator, plugin developer, tech. administrator, manager, accountant, moderation and others.

    Budget:

    A huge number of servers were closed due to lack of budget…

    Before creating the project, we took care of its accumulation, in case the project starts to go into the red. Thus, we will not close ourselves, but only understand that we are doing something wrong. We have also been working since 2019, which gives a huge guarantee of its performance.

    Chips:

    Cool custom plugins; datapacks that do not break vanilla; large and functional website and more. We regularly make updates to improve ourselves. However, the main find is, of course, the golden community.

    Equipment:

    We are on a dedicated server, one that cannot be found even on the second page of results for the query “cheap Minecraft hosting”; its operation is provided by the administration, which has been successfully doing this for many years. We constantly monitor updates to the server core; it is always up to date and has the latest fixes and improvements. Processor: Ryzen 9 3900x, RAM: 24 GB, SSD NVME: 220 GB. Everything for comfortable and stable work and play

    To become a full-fledged VanillaSquad player, you need to link your Discord account to your Minecraft game account. To do this you need to follow a few simple steps:

    I. When you log into the server you will receive four numbers. Remember them carefully!

    II. In your Discord settings, be sure to allow server members to write messages to you. Then find our @VanillaSquad Assistant bot and send him those numbers from the game

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Renixinside

    Renixinside

    Renixinside.de Network

    Game modes: – KnockbackFFA – TTT – Renixrun – MLG-Rush – BedWars -TNTRUN – many more cool game modes to come

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Celestial prison

    Celestial prison

    Celestial OP PrisonFeatures:+Paypal Payouts (30Usd in total)-Custom enchantments (20 Custom Coded)-Custom Robots-Custom Armor-Pets-Bombs-Drills-Contrabands-FREE KEYS-FREE RANKS-FREE FLYhttps://discord.gg/VZjEgbhgfF Join discord for giveaways

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • play.corona-craft.com | server latino

    play.corona-craft.com | server latino

    100% Spanish Speaking Server Modalities Survival Skyblock Survival Skyblock Survival Skyblock Survival Survival Skyblock Survival Skyblock Survival Skyblock Survival Survival Skyblock Survival Skyblock Survival Skyblock Survival Survival Skyblock Survival Skyblock Survival Skyblock Survival

    Survival 1.18.1

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CustomWorld RPG server Minecraft

    CustomWorld RPG server Minecraft

    hard mmorpg,

    if you love a difficult game, then you are definitely welcome to us.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 447
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Boxs Universe

    Boxs Universe

    Welcome to Box’s Universe a brand new 1.15.2 Survival server. We have little plugins that change how the server works (but we are up for plugin suggestions) so come and join us, we have nice staff and members!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Thunder mc

    Thunder mc

    Thunder Mc

    Disocrd Link https://discord.gg/YrT8Y268fe

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Magic Items Found: 2910

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Land Of Zolth

    The Land Of Zolth

    The Land of Zolth provides players with an epic Minecraft adventure that never gets boring!

    You will not find the typical Minecraft grind here. Zolth is a survival based game where you will have to fight to survive, especially if you attempt to battle in one of our many exciting dungeons. Players will find Quests, adventures, and hundreds of new items to help build their strength and powers so that the massively hostile mobs in the dungeons can be defeated!

    You will need to bring a team for some of the dungeons, but don’t worry, if you don’t have a team then one of our many players are certain to be happy to battle with you!

    When not battling, enjoy a peaceful existence in the country as you build the base of your Minecraft dreams! All sorts of new crops and trees are provided so that you can plant and farm. There’s also many types of wonderful fish if you enjoy fishing!

    If you are desiring a truly RPG experience in a voxel based land, then you MUST become a Citizen of Zolth. We welcome you with open arms!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Astral 4 Minecraft server

    Astral 4 Minecraft server

    Astral is a unique private RP vanilla+ server where you definitely won’t get bored! We tried to make the most comfortable, interesting and diverse server, where the main thing is the interaction of players, communication, entertainment and development!

    Server management – on our server, the players have complete internal power! Management is carried out by the president, in which any player on the server can become! Intrigues, voting, elections, corruption – everything so that you have maximum opportunities to break into the server elite!

    Our server is based on vanilla with small additions, for example:

    -> Plugin for drinks!

    -> Plugin for drawing directly into Minecraft!

    -> Plugin for the change of seasons!

    -> Plugin for custom music inside Minecraft!

    -> Plugin for connecting Minecraft with discord, communicate without boundaries!

    -> Datapack for 1000 achievements!

    -> Voice in the game and emotions!

    -> Hidden nicknames, immerse yourself in RP!

    -> 2-fa Account protection!

    -> Beautiful resource pack for a bunch of renamings!

    We will be glad to see everyone on our server and hope to find a common language with everyone who wants to play with us! Write your request in discord to get on the whitelist – we are waiting for everyone!)

    -> 2-FA protection of your account!

    We will be glad to see everyone on our server and hope to find a common language with everyone who wants to play with us! Write your request in discord to get on the whitelist – we are waiting for everyone!)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Very Vanilla Survival

    Very Vanilla Survival

    Welcome to V.V.S. we are a small community of vanilla Minecraft enthusiasts. Our aim is to provide a completely Vanilla enviorment, just as the developers intended. The only modifications done to the server are anti-cheat plugin, aswell as for smoother performance. The difficulty is set to hard, most people join die a ton of times then rage quit. The worlds limit is set to max whats stopping you. Do you have what it takes to escape spawn and climb to the pillars of the community. RULES: – Dont annoy people- No spamming- No advertising – No hacking – No duplication glitches – No x-ray * Griefing and PvP are ALLOWED, but NOT ENCOURAGED! We encourage you to make a friend or two!!Discord: https://discord.com/invite/S6fAVT7

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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