Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and outrageous fun in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ world.

Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models and tech finds that will blow your mind. Need some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got custom PCS and LMS just for you. And don’t forget to check out our combo gesture expressions for some hilarious facial expressions based on your hand positions.

But wait, there’s more! Connect your Coom over IP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get wild with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shaders with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. Want some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? Check out our physbones tutorial for all your jiggly needs.

Join us for upcoming events like the SexOP template rentry and see where the fun takes you. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the virtual reality lewdness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Meteorites Collected: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7902
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 1240
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Towns Built: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Runes Activated: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8390 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Epic Quests Completed: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Villages Defended: 20 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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