Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and outrageous fun in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ world.

Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models and tech finds that will blow your mind. Need some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got custom PCS and LMS just for you. And don’t forget to check out our combo gesture expressions for some hilarious facial expressions based on your hand positions.

But wait, there’s more! Connect your Coom over IP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get wild with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shaders with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. Want some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? Check out our physbones tutorial for all your jiggly needs.

Join us for upcoming events like the SexOP template rentry and see where the fun takes you. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the virtual reality lewdness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ValenMC

    ValenMC

    Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

    Gameplay Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

    Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

    How to Join:

    Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

    Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Royalt Network

    Royalt Network

    Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Musecraft Remastered

    Musecraft Remastered

    A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Villages Defended: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Koffi Network

    Koffi Network

    A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

    We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Azuryth

    Azuryth

    Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Star Shards Collected: 164
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PirateMC

    PirateMC

    Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

    Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

    Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

    For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

    Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

    Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • iceanarchy

    iceanarchy

    IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

    Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

    The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

    You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Kasai Craft

    Kasai Craft

    KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Emeralds Found: 5862
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • The Village

    The Village

    What is The Village?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4968
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mines Excavated: 2901

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • OmegaMC

    OmegaMC

    OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

    Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • NorcrasCraft

    NorcrasCraft

    Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 214 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Magic Items Found: 7311

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Dreamscape

    Dreamscape

    ****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

    Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9100
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Star Shards Collected: 205 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 21

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • EvoEarth

    EvoEarth

    EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 New Chunks Explored: 340119
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Xylo Network

    Xylo Network

    Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

    Features:

    1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8153 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Mythic and Magic

    Mythic and Magic

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 504988
    Alien Abductions: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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