Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and outrageous fun in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ world.

Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models and tech finds that will blow your mind. Need some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got custom PCS and LMS just for you. And don’t forget to check out our combo gesture expressions for some hilarious facial expressions based on your hand positions.

But wait, there’s more! Connect your Coom over IP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get wild with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shaders with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. Want some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? Check out our physbones tutorial for all your jiggly needs.

Join us for upcoming events like the SexOP template rentry and see where the fun takes you. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the virtual reality lewdness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 907 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Goofy Goobers

    Goofy Goobers

    So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

    Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

    If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

    There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Crops Grown: 3454
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • AUAnarchy

    AUAnarchy

    AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

    We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

    The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

    – Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Garrettmc Network

    Garrettmc Network

    Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8361 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ChargedCreeper

    ChargedCreeper

    We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

    We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • GoPlay MC

    GoPlay MC

    We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

    Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • iConic SMP 4.0

    iConic SMP 4.0

    iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

    With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

    Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

    iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Farms Harvested: 846

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • GearsMC

    GearsMC

    (For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Ores Mined: 4868 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • WheatSMP

    WheatSMP

    Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Vivican Crack House

    Vivican Crack House

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Obsidian Odyssey

    Obsidian Odyssey

    Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

    You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 129 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • LevelUp

    LevelUp

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • LegendFactions

    LegendFactions

    Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MC.RANK.LV

    MC.RANK.LV

    Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 8229
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Speedsteal

    Speedsteal

    About us

    Our Game Modes

    RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

    Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

    Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Vast

    The Vast

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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