Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchantments Applied:	156
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Towns Built:	1

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Animals Bred:	143	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5922
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	4898
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	70
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	5442	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mines Excavated:	2989	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	97	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Enchantments Applied:	296

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	3706
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Potions Brewed:	114
Farms Harvested:	255	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9457
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br