Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Animals Bred:	155	Emeralds Found:	2098
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

lotuscove.org:25593

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

play.camellot.eu

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Ores Mined:	2494
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

lu7creative.net

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

plus.valhallamc.io

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Void Gems Collected:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	563373	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

mso.thenestsmp.com

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

pokefrank.fun

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

122.160.233.52

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

mcs.apexpvp.co

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	9485	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org:25577

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Enchantments Applied:	93
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

wildwoodsmp.com

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Crops Grown:	5935	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

play.ungodly.xyz

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

play.legendofthewild.com:25566

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

play.ozryn.com:25714

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Aetherconquest.net

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Towns Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mines Excavated:	3274	Runes Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

play.hemispheresurvival.club