Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	563746
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lockcraft ONLINE

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6540	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Lockcraft ONLINE DER ALL IN ONE SERVER

-Plots -Spleef -Mobarena -Shops (also admin shop) -PvP And much more…..

IP: lockcraft.minecraft.to

85.131.167.201

mcorigins

Factions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mines Excavated:	3158
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Server with multiple gamemodes such as creative, parkour, skyblock, faction,, pvpkits.

Join now 😀

mc.mcorigins.com

GoldenChicken

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6664	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

We are a great survival server!

goldenchicken.beastnode.net

Imposa Svensk server Towny PvP

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	617659	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

The southern Swedish server from Malmö. Everyone is welcome to play, we have many plug-ins and about 10 ranks. Everything is free. All ranks are bought with in-game money, you can earn money by working and selling things to the shop. All players have unique traits and ranks.

Examples of ranks – Thor /kit Thor, /weather, /repair all – Baby /kit baby, /feed, /LOL – Bird /kit egg, /fly – Guard /kit guard, you earn money when you kill mobs – NinjaTurtle /kit pizza, /kit Leo, Mich, Dona, Raph – Spy /kit spy, /hat, /invsee (name)

As a plug-in, we have e.g. Towny, iConomy, Mini Games, HeadDrops. Create your own city and become king, you control your city, only your friends can build there, other players cannot seize or destroy.

play.imposa.se

Megamine

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

24/7 Server – DEDICATED with Active Staff!

RECENTLY STARTED! **PLAYER-DRIVEN ECONOMY** Java/Bedrock Server – Original and Pirated Slimefun Mob Arena And much more!

jogar.megamine.com.br

VikkCraft.com

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

VikkCraft.com is the premier Minecraft experience. Also the official http://youtube.com/user/VikkStar123 server!

We offer several servers including…

* Ten EU SurvivalGames Servers * Soon to be Ten US SurvivalGames Servers * One 250 Slot Factions Server * Up And Coming Arcade Server Types

Donate at VikkCraft.buycraft.net. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! If one of our servers is full, a donation rank will let you join it even when it’s full!

hub.vikkcraft.com

AUGamers Server

PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	344162	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Potions Brewed:	77	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to AUGamers Community! EH!

Server Description: 24/7 AUGamers Mod Pack Lag Free

Our own mod pack which can be downloaded through the Technic Launcher using: http://www.technicpack.net/api/modpack/augamers This is a new world with new people joining everyday. I am adding a shop for the players to buy/sell items with a lag free experience.

We are adding to the world all the time, and have a friendly TeamSpeak 3 server for everyone to chat.

AUGamers welcomes all new comers to come and see for yourself.

72.38.171.254

Los Aldeanos Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Plots, HungerGames, Variety of Spawns and Arenas, The Best Parkours and Arenas Minigames. Ip:Aldeanosmc.com Version 1.8.1 onwards.

aldeanosmc.com

Undisclosed Gaming

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Votes:	2455	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

minecraft.game.nfoservers.com

DwD Gaming

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6354
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

DwD MCNetwork is a rapid PvE RPG server feature different jobs, cities, quests and much more, with custom perks, brought to you by our Staff and Community Members. The server is revolved around Pl3xCities, developed by @BillyGalbreath. During the beginning of your journey on DwD MCNetwork you may find it a little challenging but, who doesn’t like a challenge!

When you join DwD MCNetwork server you are listed as a Guest this icon represents Guest Rank with limited features. You are first located in our Spawn world, we have dedicated Spawn to its own dimension for the purpose of NPC Quest, NPC Missions, Shops, Events and any other perks that revolves Staff. If you are wanting to have protected areas, free from griefers, you can visit our Cities world Command: /cities . Guest users are able to join any city and become a citizen, you start out with 10,000 Dollars and 50 Coins, choose wisely with the plot/land you decide to purchase. Make sure you browse each City before making a final choice, some cities may cost more and some cities may have better land.

More Information can be found @ DwD MCNetwork Wiki Page https://forums.downwithdestruction.net/wiki/MCNetwork

167.114.210.4

Tinycraft 1.7.2

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4394	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Villages Defended:	19

Here is the Brand new 1.7.2 Survival/Factions/KitPVP/Skyblockserver for everyone.Come join us and be part of our family :)! I will try to livestream and YouTube on the server often! Livestream: http://www.twitch.tv/vtxeliminate and YT: http://www.youtube.com/user/VTXEliminate

tinycraft.no-ip.info

RoamCraft Networks

Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	507117	Dragon Eggs Found:	3369
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

RoamCraft is a prison server. You begin in prison, where you must work through our many ranks by selling ores and gems you mine. You may PVP in designated areas, but don’t let the guards see!

play.roamcraft.net

BlazeMc

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Factions, Towny, Prison, WarZ, Survival Games, Creative and Survival, PVP.

blazemc.game-server.cc

Let’s Mine Reallife

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

You will soon find our detailed server description here Look forward to it! 😀

server.letsmine.eu

ElitePvpGaming

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	272689

198.154.103.121 that is my ip hope to see you then

198.154.103.121