Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Crops Grown:	6761	Dragon Eggs Found:	7180
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Metropoliten server Minecraft

cars

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Alien Abductions:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

We made the first real Mini Game Server with mods in Java!

We work almost EVERY day and finish new parkours, etc.

We have for you:

– Subway between parkours and bottling stations

– Good spawn

– Free4All mode (will be)

– Good Administrators

– Discord Server (visit your partner too, it helps us develop the server ❤️ https://discord.gg/tw775HXf4c)

(And that’s not all, wait for further information on the Discord Server -> https://discord.gg/VAxQappugX)

ATTENTION!!!

Mods: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1kz0Y6BuWwdCAGTDvalXKlESV6CuDXeb-

Modloader Forge required

Our world map: 185.103.101.177:25647

Free4All + Parkour only by us

185.103.101.177:25506

Sweet Survival

Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Animals Bred:	29	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Sweet Survival is a place where friendly Minecrafters can play together with peace of mind that their creations can be protected from griefers but still enjoy as much of the Minecraft survival experience as possible. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and encourage respect and inclusivity.

This is a new server, mods and features will be added to meet the community’s needs as it grows. Currently the server offers:

– Land Claims – Ender Dragon drops Elytra – Shulkers Respawn – Skip Night if Most Players are Sleeping – Anti-Cheat – Cosmetics like Sitting and Hats

We are anti-P2W: Sweet Survival does not have a Patreon page or accept donations. We just want as many people as possible to play the game and have fun.

play.sweetsurvival.net

Stone craft serverMC

Bedwars, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Join StoneCraftMC server now we have bedwars , skyblock and we will add survival soon . please join the server recomended version : 1.19.4 discord : https://discord.gg/WjF3V25Ktp ip : StonecraftMC.exaroton.me

StonecraftMC.exaroton.me:45993

Skiwpt

Multiplayer Survival, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ores Mined:	8208	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

SkiwptA server with limitless possibilities.Welcome to Skiwpt! A server lasting two weeks, with a tiny community. Where you can add your own “Skripts” and code into the server! You should also link your account to Discord to get a small reward. While the Discord server has many members, there is a slight percentage to join the Minecraft server. The server is mainly survival however you can add “Skripts” to it, a programmable code snippet that can modify aspects of the server! You can learn much more about these said “Skripts” at https://docs.skriptlang.org!skiwpt.horizon-craft.com(This server is mainly modified survival, if you are a Skripter or have experience with Skript, you should join our discord to contribute Skripts to the server)

skiwpt.horizon-craft.com

StoneLord Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Cases, Jobs, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

On our server you will find a lot of interesting things.

We have weddings, transformations into mobs, quests, bosses, super weapons, clan wars, etc. We have done everything so that you don’t get bored!

Donat with the lowest prices! That is, the biggest privilege OWNER costs only 200 rubles, although it has everything including *

Best regards, StoneLord =)

45.93.200.10:25573

Warsade

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mines Excavated:	2314	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13

Warsade patch 0.0.0 – The Outcast Invasion Choose your class and discover your abilities! Invite your friends! Create a guild and fight the Outcast Invasion with your friends!

It’s a team-based game with guilds of 10 players.

Skill-based gameplay= many different opportunities to play aggressive, defensive, counter | PVE+PVP

Tank – Shield Healer – Can heal guildmates and themselves Warrior – Damage source = sword Hunter – Damage source = bow Mage – Damage source = snowballs + fireball Each class has additional abilities.

mc.warsade.net

Waffles Enigmatica 6

FTB, Roleplay

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

A small community trying to find more players. This is the Enigmatica 6 modpack with a few added mods. Take caution as you will most likely need 16+ gb of ram.

66.248.195.200

Filler s skyblock

Bukkit, Economy, Skyblock, Spigot

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

This is a skyblock worked on by multiple people.

There is a hub, a few shops and even an area where you can fight mobs!

This server is a branch off of Bob and Filler Minigames (Releasing soon!) Iridium Skyblock 1.19 is used to give this server an extra good skyblock. We also use Poweranks for the ability to own ranks (and even show off if you want!) The server runs on spigot/bukkit and is hosted off of my pc, so don’t worry about the server getting hacked.

The buildings around the hub are an Auction house, Shop and Ranks Store.

This server is being actively worked on every day to make sure users may have the best experience.

Credits:

Lots and lots of plugins (Mainly IridiumSkyblock, AuctionMaster and Vault)

FillerMcDiller (me): Managing the plugins/making them work and being the owner.

ChandlerB3010: Built the Auction House and Shop.

MetalMyMario: Built everything else.

You: For playing (hopefully that’s what you have done)

own-cards.at.playit.gg

❤️ SHADOW ⭐ HITECH 1.7.10 ⚡ WIP 22.12 Minecraft server

BuildCraft, Draconic Evolution, Forestry, HiTech, Industrial Craft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Runes Activated:	3

⭐ Free HD skins and HD capes for all players!

⭐ Cases for voting!

⭐ Opportunity to purchase privileges without donating!

⭐ Minimum of prohibited things!

⭐ Self-written mods!

⭐ No premium items!

⭐ European hosting without lags!

⭐ High online and responsive technical support!

⚡ Hitech 1.7.10 is an industrial server on which the main task is to extract resources and automate their processing. Over time, mining tools will become more powerful, and more and more improved processing methods and different variations of energy extraction, different ways of obtaining resources, and multiple development paths will be subject to.

SERVER MODIFICATIONS

Industrial Craft 2 ExperimentalAdvanced Solar PanelsAE2 StuffAFSUApplied Energistics 2BiblioCraftBinnie’s ModsBotanyBuild CraftCarpenter’s BlocksCaseReloadChiselCompact SolarsComputronicsCustom NPCsDraconic EvolutionDragon Radio ModEnder IOExtra Cells 2ForestryForgeMicroblocksGeneticsGliby Voice ChatGraviation SuiteHatsIC2 Backpack HUDIndustrial Craft 2 LegacyIron ChestsJourney MapMinefactory ReloadedMouse TweaksNot Enough ItemsNuclear ControlOpen BlocksOpen ComputersOpenPeripheralAddonOpenSecurityPower UtilsProject RedStatus Effect HUDThermal ExpansionWailazTones[MCS] Dwarven City[MCS] Dwarven EnergisticsDwarven Cosmetics

Totem Anarchy

Anarchy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Totem Anarchy is a new semi-anarchy server with tpa, sethome and /spawn and crafting dupe, with Illegal and stacked items and optimized game mechanics for the best performance.

167.114.215.231

Alcarnia minecraft

4Fun, Abilities, Achievements, Adventure, Apocalypse, RPG, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Prepare to die! A LOT!

FORGE 1.12.2

Have fun, but don’t be a jerk!

Look for Alcarnia Minecraft in Technic or you can download the modpack clicking on this link below:Alcarnia Minecraft

kawaiidesu.zapto.org:7777

ASTRALIX – NEW GENERATION ANARCHY! Minecraft server

Anarchy, Cheats, Grief, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

? Friends, at the moment, we have carried out a GLOBAL UPDATE,

In which a huge number of bugs have been fixed, and a complete redesign of all menus, new features, new recipes are already waiting for you on the server!

❗Our IP: mc.Astralix.fun (Who does not log in using the first IP)

❗Our IP: mc.Astralix.ru

❗Our website: shop.Astralix.ru (In honor of the opening, 20% discount)

❗Our discord: https://discord.gg/FUjysBsJdd

Everyone has the opportunity to apply for TikTok and YouTube, all detailed information is in our discord server.❗

mc.astralix.fun

Simple Pixelmon Europe

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1526	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33

Welcome to the Simple Pixelmon Discord Server. If you’re looking for a Pixelmon server without P2W and lot of useless things you’re not interested in… this is your place.

Just a simple server with the Pixelmon Mod and a nice world to play (In Adventure Mode).

No need for complicated rules… if anyone misbehaves, it’s out.

Note: Administration won’t powerplay or tgive advantages to anyone. No giving items, no teleports, no coords… This is entirely a neutral server. What you do, is what you get.

130.61.200.81

6b6c

Anarchy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	673
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Join the best upcoming anarchy server, 6b6c!

We have a great community, high tps, and lots of regular players!

Be sure to join, and even you can make history, (yes you, sitting on your computer instead of having a life).

One click, and you’ll be on your way!

——————- IP: mc.6b6c.ga Version: 1.12.2 ——————-

mc.6b6c.ga

Elgae network

Arena Pvp, Clans, ClanWars, Jobs, Land Claim, MCMMO, Plots, PvP, PvP Survival, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

YOUR NEW SURVIVAL SERVER NETWORK!!!

Now for Pirated Minecraft and Original JAVA/MCPE/BEDROCK/XBOX/PS4

MCPEIP: Elgae.net Porta: 19132

Open since 07/07/2022Get ready to be one of the first to join to become the strongest and dominate the server with your clan!

A Server where its biggest objective is competition…

SURVIVAL 1.17 – 1.19.2

– Real seasons system with temperature, when the player has a low temperature he will freeze until he warms up

– Super lightweight custom texture system that does not harm the performance of players with weaker PCs

– Clan System (/clan)

– Event System The main ones in PVP are:Gladiator (pvp all against with kit pre-set by staff)Clan War on Saturday (pvp between clans with the players’ own items)Domination between Clans (Area domination event between clans and active pvp) Daily events such as: TNT Run, Spleef, Splegg, Top Killer, Knockback, sumo, etc.

– Land protection system (/claim)

– Sistema de Parkour (/parkour start)

– Arena for PVP between players (/Arena)

– MCMMO Skill System (/mcmmo)

– Sistema de plots (terrenos 50×50) (/warp plotspawn)

– Box Systems (/boxes)

– Tournament System (/tournaments)

– Player store system (Presented in the initial tutorial)

– Server Store System (/store)

– Auction System (/ah)

– Duel System (/warp duels)

– Battle pass system (/pass)

– System skins (/skin)

– Profession system (Introduced in the initial tutorial)

Elgae.net