Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Animals Bred:	173	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6890	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	109

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4559	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5902	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	65	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1623	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mines Excavated:	3007
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!