Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	811
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	175	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2842	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Farms Harvested:	448
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9512	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	New Chunks Explored:	564954
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6980	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Farms Harvested:	699
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!