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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 736 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
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