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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 317 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 756 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
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